Welcome to the Medieval hamlet of Grotbottom, 477AD (just after tea.) Grotbottom is home to barbarians, wizards, orcs and other beasties, as well as anxious young pig scat collector Rodney Render. When crazed wizard Boilbott the Pustular embeds a magical slingshot into a mythical stone, young Rodney's life changes forever!
Boilbott the Pustular proudly introduces the village of Grotbottom's newest hero and protector, Sir Render!
However, prize wrong 'un Dork the Orc and his anarchic crew of orcs to are determined to spoil the party! Will Rodney survive his first day?
This episode is sponsored by Mrs Fizzywinkle's Runny Honey.
When mad old Boilbott enters the hapless Sir Render in the Grotbottom Medieval Games (sponsored by Mrs Fizzywinkle's Runny Honey,) things go very wrong indeed!
Oh no! Brenda Render, Rodney's beloved pet pig has been pignapped! Swine snatched by a mysterious hooded stranger!
Can our reluctant hero overcome his fears to rescue his precious porker or is Brenda destined to end up in sausage sarnie?
Spooky Halloween Special!
Beside the treacherous Suffering Swamp, deep in the Forest of Fear, a wicked witch is snatching the children of Grotbottom! Boilbott the wizard eagerly offers up the bumbling Sir Render to save the day. But can they reach the little ones before it's too late?
A (very ugly) face from Sir Render's past seeks wevenge for a terrible cwime!
Rodney Render and Branda the pig are whisked to the top of Mount Doomspire for an epic showdown! Gadzooks!